Something to make you smile :)

During class, a teacher trying to teach a good manners, then she begin questions the student one by one..

"Aswad, if you were on date, having supper with a nice and beautiful young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked..

"just a minute, i have to go piss."

The teacher replied, "that would be rude and impolite!"

What about you Hakim, how would you say it?"

"i am sorry, but i really need to go to the bathroom, i'll be right back!

The teacher responded, "that's better, but still not very nice to say the word bathroom in the table."

" ermm, and you Man Ketak aka Mr Muscle, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

"Darling, may i please be excused for a moment, i have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom i hope you'll get to meet after supper."

The teacher fainted...!